Wait a minute, Obama's actually a centrist moving ever so steadily to the right? I never suspected that!
stealing a bit from bill maher...
new rule: if you wholly support obama and have from day one (and aren't like me just forced to vote for him because the other option is skeletor) you are not allowed to call yourself a progressive. he's not, neither are you. i'm not saying being a progressive is better than being a centrist. this isn't a question of whose politics are more right or better for the country, the world, etc. it's just that you are not allowed wildly to label him whatever makes you sleep better just because you liked the guy personally and physically more than all the real progressives who in the end couldn't compete with him.
Also hilarious is how I keep hearing "he's just doing this until the election." As if on November 5th he'll swing wildly left.... Don't forget kids, he's got to start his 2012 campaign that day. We know Obama's priority lies in campaigning and not legislating/leading etc -- he stopped going to work to campaign for 2008 after all.
By the way this is usually the moment when the obamabots would respond with "but hillary...." Too bad her Mark-Penn-hiring ass is gone so now you have come up with a response having to do with your guys politics. Please convince me not to be ashamed of voting for him come fall. Unlike most people I've come across who stick to their guns no matter what new information comes to light, I am quite open to being convinced my positions need re-examination.
Now do you believe me when I say I'm just campaigning for a bit of honesty and not a particular candidate?
The World Is Swell. And How!
You don't say....
Saturday, June 28, 2008 | Posted by npd at 11:46 AM | Labels: centrist, FISA, gun control, obama, obamabots, progressive
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Honest politician? duh. forget all that smarty pants shit. cutest candidate wins. end of story.
every since the scary weirdo ugly ass Nixon, cutest wins.
reagan was well cast. tall old bush was cuter than short dukakis in a tank. but old bush couldn't fight face to face with movie star bill.
bill whooped gimpy arm Dole. who cares if he got it serving his country? who wants to have sex with bob? yuck. were you surprised he had erectile dysfunction?
then baby bush and gore were tied for cute except gore had a pole up his ass and was fat. americans are so fat they don't need anyone reminding them to lay off the pastrami.
skinny gore = no chads.
kerry had a pole up the ass to his trachea and he looked like a basset hound but by then baby bush was so ineffectual that he was wicked retarded chihuahua cute.
hillary are you kidding? so not cute, plus she'd fight ya for the pastrami. barack is not about the speeches - it's the eyes, the smile, the teeth, and a fuckable wife. no sperm splattered blue dress in oval office obama.
and more important barack is the right shade, mccain is so white he glows that florescent light color.
you heard if here first. cutest wins.
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