Holy Shit, Emma Watson Is So Fucking Hot

I mean I already knew she was hot. I guess I'd forgotten. And I don't like fantasy movies so I ain't seen them Harry Potter shits. So this sexy fucking appearance on Letterman caught me and my penis off guard. I've watched it like four times. Bright girl and gorgeous but also cute. I need to go ice my junk...

Thanks Huff Post. I forgive your having become a tabloid.

Israeli Chicks With Guns

Now I know I'm completely missing the point of this photo essay, and I might have to assuage my guilt by sending it to my Grammy Rachel with some note about how her generation made this possible, but if these girls don't induce priapism in you, well, your penis is dead inside. Gib a kick.

I haven't been to temple since my bar mitzvah, unless you count the memorial for Babu (my kickass granddad) but between these pics and the Israeli girl (a veteran) who dances at Fantasy Island, I might need to practice making gutteral ch sounds and reading right to left.

For gezintah hait, fuckers!