shucks.

so this is my new crush whitney cummings whom i keep calling wendy cummings. anyway i'm not actually sure whitney and wendy are two different names. i'm just happy her name isn't zooey or jane or some other precious shit. i don't think zooey cummings would have grown up to be this talented little comedienne whose hair i kinda wanna pull.

but my cock and i digress - i mention her here today because she fucking killed on the joan rivers roast. and if you're in the mood to blush with overwhelming affection, i recommend watching her reactions to the other comedians (and tom arnold) on the roast. fucking adorable. lubdub lubdub lubdub

hire her! put her on camera! i've seen everything on youporn already and need new material. yes, i know she's on chelsea lately, but no one's hot enough to make me sit through that piece of shit.

here's some of her goods......