Come the fuck on....

I hate gossip celebrity shit typically, but Huff Post had this fucking poll up asking who looks better in leather - Angelina fucking Jolie or that chick from friends with the stupid haircut.

I'd fuck the Friends one, don't get me wrong, and I wouldn't even use your dick. But I would do almost anything for a piece of Angelina. To fuck her tits I'd fuck John Voight's tits. To be blown by her, I'd let that American Idol guy blow me with Amy Winehouse's mouth.

Any means, folks. Any means.

Anyway, take the poll if you'd like.