Punitive Damnages

I was going for the most annoying possible title. How'd I do? Anyway youPorn has occupied most of my time online, so, you know, apologies for the lack of Rad Shit lately. Gonna try to be better about it, but no promises.

The best thing about the internet having not to do with naked amateur bitches is the access to the work of millions of bored talented odd summummabitches with a decent sense of a humor and a better set of After Effects skills. I encourage everyone to make a couple friends who went to "art school" because them mufuckas is online ALL DAY working freelance and ain't got shit to do 'cept make animated GIFs that might change your life. quod erat demonstrandum, bitches.

Well today (in the guise of my Oscar and filmdrunk) might have brought me the best ever offspring of masturbation, boredom, nostalgia, bitterness, and design technique. We're so fortunate that kids take the time to tell a joke that only works if the time is put in. I'll save the part about how I wish I spent less time watching Michael fucking Palin run his ass around the world and more time alone in a room with my work, and let you just enjoy this shit. This is the type of shit that makes a motherfucker update his blog.