Ali Lohan's first single has dropped, proving once and for all the worth of having youtube on your iPhone so you can bump that shit in the hoopty. I'm not sure what a hoopty is, but I think I have one. Incidentally that same sentence applies to goiters, moxie, and je ne sais quoi. But let's get back to Ali. What I want to see is her in the recording studio FEELIN IT as they lay down the money vocal track that ends up on the album. Also would love to see the forced head bouncing by the guy hustling the Lohans for a producing fee. Sort of like the forced head bouncing of that high school chick I'm dating. Well no so much forced as coerced. With force.
The World Is Swell. And How!
Shit is HOT
Thursday, July 10, 2008 | Posted by npd at 9:00 AM |
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I, for one, would like to meet the talented young black girl who actually sings that track and is passed off as "Ali Lohan" on the album.
Also, I hereby refuse to listen to anymore Ali Lohan tracks unless they contain the lyrics "Call before you come so I can shave my cha-cha."
EEEEEWWWWW. Yuck. white people can be sooo scary
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