with apologies to red china

sometimes the funny writes itself.

i hastily wrote a post earlier tonight in response to ill videos of a kid playing some nasty solo acoustic guitar bidness. the kid in question is asian and in one part i wrote "... looks to me like he's having a good time and feeling it. when i first was playing bass...all i wanted was that fucking little red bastard in my lap"

i had left out the clause about my first bass -- a little red piece of shit rent-to-own'd from McCabe's.

so of course it read like when i first was playing bass all i wanted was a little red-chinese boy in my lap.

i'm not really worried (well, worried enough to change the original and write this) about confusion in regards to my intended meaning -- if you ever aren't sure, just ask -- but still HOW FUCKING FUNNY IS THAT?!

lordy.... thanks chance and language and all that for coming together and making me laugh.