welcome back

i was prescribed yesterday medical marijuana. i don't know if it was the pineapple cough or the cotton candy, but i just found myself near to the end of the internet when i was struck by a craving for chicken fingers. i rose, headed for the kitchen. found chicken fingers in the oven that i had started cooking and forgotten about. oh not to mention the fingers i had earlier. anyway, fingers, sriracha, i love you, i hope i'm back

i can start my weekend now.

oh man. god bless the japanese. omoshiroi des! suki des!

only logical

oh man this is so stupid i absolutely love it. once i saw keanus in a paper store and didn't have the balls to ask him if he's the bassist from Dogstar.

why the face.

better watch your back japanese, this motherfucker is weird.

capital R

i can't tell you how many times at the warner bros. starbuck's i tried to make this woman overhear some witty shit i was saying to the baristas. a) she never heard b) probably wasn't funny anywway c) i want to bone julia-louis dreyfuss

Razor Sharp

One of my favorite geeks.

spoilers

i love the simpsons. i don't think it's fallen off. i think it's gotten better. i also don't like seinfeld. i do like curb. this all may be related. it may not. but i think it is.

anyway. treehouse of horrors xx was brilliant. here you go.