Shit Is Rad

welcome back

2010-09-14T00:43:00.000-07:00

i was prescribed yesterday medical marijuana. i don't know if it was the pineapple cough or the cotton candy, but i just found myself near to the end of the internet when i was struck by a craving for chicken fingers. i rose, headed for the kitchen. found chicken fingers in the oven that i had started cooking and forgotten about. oh not to mention the fingers i had earlier. anyway, fingers, sriracha, i love you, i hope i'm back

i can start my weekend now.

2009-10-23T14:57:00.000-07:00

oh man. god bless the japanese. omoshiroi des! suki des!

only logical

2009-10-23T14:31:00.000-07:00

oh man this is so stupid i absolutely love it. once i saw keanus in a paper store and didn't have the balls to ask him if he's the bassist from Dogstar.

why the face.

2009-10-22T17:46:00.000-07:00

better watch your back japanese, this motherfucker is weird.

capital R

2009-10-22T15:48:00.000-07:00

i can't tell you how many times at the warner bros. starbuck's i tried to make this woman overhear some witty shit i was saying to the baristas. a) she never heard b) probably wasn't funny anywway c) i want to bone julia-louis dreyfuss

Razor Sharp

2009-10-21T17:48:00.000-07:00

One of my favorite geeks.

spoilers

2009-10-19T23:39:00.000-07:00

i love the simpsons. i don't think it's fallen off. i think it's gotten better. i also don't like seinfeld. i do like curb. this all may be related. it may not. but i think it is.

anyway. treehouse of horrors xx was brilliant. here you go.

weekend inspiration.

2009-10-16T18:29:00.000-07:00

fucking sick. remarkable as i watch this all these years later i realize how much my playing is influenced by flea in ways i think i'd mistakenly credited to other players. if this doesn't make you want to go out and make some something - music, love, sculpture, whatfuckingever - you might kinda suck.

The Middle East

2009-10-16T09:55:00.000-07:00

I like these guys. They are from that giant prisoner island in the mighty pacific. I'm not sure if I'm sick of all these aftereffects-y videos. I'm inclined to like this one.

'Blood' The Middle East

the middle east | MySpace Music Videos

don't forget to pop

2009-10-15T18:26:00.000-07:00

she's really good at the empty eyes part.

islamobama

2009-10-15T10:47:00.000-07:00

sticktoitiveness

2009-10-14T13:36:00.000-07:00

you gotta hand it to him for trying. i'd be out at this point.

he definitely shits the bed later that day.

Drunkest Guy Ever Goes for More Beer - Watch more Funny Videos

Kid Rental

2009-10-12T11:00:00.000-07:00

Salon's got cute kids telling stories!

logistics aside, it'd be nice if they could be born potty trained and story telling.

Meow!

2009-10-09T14:22:00.000-07:00

This cat has craws.

Crazy Catfight on San Francisco Bus - Watch more Funny Videos

Too Sexy for Dirty Panty Vending Machines

2009-10-09T11:34:00.000-07:00

How adorable are the Prime Minister of Japan and his wife walking the catwalk?

Boombalatty

2009-10-08T16:45:00.001-07:00

Nicole Eggert is such a good sport! I'd totally pity fuck her fat ass. (if you'll excuse me, i'm going to hell now...)

Nicole Eggert is BACK IN BAYWATCH! from Nicole Eggert

SLUTS!

2009-10-08T16:33:00.000-07:00

Cartoon sluts! I want to airbrush all over their faces.

AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

2009-10-08T16:27:00.000-07:00

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am NOT happy about this.

Thanks, Face Punch for scaring the piss out a motherfucker.

The Weed

2009-10-08T16:15:00.000-07:00

Gotta love Carl Sagan on the weed. Thanks, Boing Boing!

That Ill Shit

2009-10-08T16:10:00.000-07:00

Kid fucking rapes this accordion! What a badass.

Jesusaurus

2009-10-08T16:05:00.000-07:00

I'm getting ready to get inked soon and this asshole stole my idea! I guess I'll have to get Sodomary instead.

Malawi!!

2009-10-08T15:44:00.000-07:00

Shit, this kid is great. Built a windmill in his yard despite abject poverty and crippling famine. And got an Angeleno putz to update his fucking blog finally. Makes me want to listen to fellow Malawian Esau Mwamwaya

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i quit

2009-09-16T10:46:00.000-07:00

the internet can't top this, so i've got to put her down.

come to think of it a video of them fucking would get me back online.

Facialized

2009-09-14T10:30:00.001-07:00

This dude skipped the hereafter , going straight undead after an epic roundhouse to the face.

I love that after a little break, it's this video that inspires me to blog once more.

Fighter Knocked Out With Epic Face - Watch more Funny Videos

FREAK!

2009-08-26T11:33:00.000-07:00

blazing lazer sayz "if patton oswalt and frankie muniz had some sort of teleporter accident that fused them together"

Man

2009-08-19T10:43:00.000-07:00

Goat

2009-08-19T10:37:00.001-07:00

finally

2009-08-18T15:30:00.000-07:00

no jokes. i've been waiting for an explanation like this of multiple dimensions and haven't found a satisfactory one. i think this is pretty cool, though i don't have the credentials to rate its worth/validity.

defaced

2009-08-17T11:37:00.000-07:00

the only thing better than viral videos of face shots is ones starring little girls.

Ball to the Face - watch more funny videos

Suki des

2009-08-14T09:27:00.000-07:00

Good morning!

Come the fuck on....

2009-08-13T16:03:00.000-07:00

I hate gossip celebrity shit typically, but Huff Post had this fucking poll up asking who looks better in leather - Angelina fucking Jolie or that chick from friends with the stupid haircut.

I'd fuck the Friends one, don't get me wrong, and I wouldn't even use your dick. But I would do almost anything for a piece of Angelina. To fuck her tits I'd fuck John Voight's tits. To be blown by her, I'd let that American Idol guy blow me with Amy Winehouse's mouth.

Any means, folks. Any means.

Anyway, take the poll if you'd like.

'roids

2009-08-12T15:51:00.001-07:00

Wired Magazine has some sweet ass pics of asteroid impact craters on Earth as seen from space. There's an Edward James Olmos joke staring me in the face right now, but, to avoid writing it, I'm going to just insert a thumbnail of the most sphincter-looking crater.

Hubz

2009-08-12T13:51:00.000-07:00

Thanks to Oscar at Facepunch Enabler for sending me this video. It's a 3D animation based on the measured redshift of all 10,000 galaxies in the Hubble Deep Field. Or so the youtube description claims. Incidentally, this is the very same technology used to give Andy Dick a colonoscopy, though his shift is more a terra cotta.

horsecock.

2009-08-12T09:44:00.000-07:00

Nuffy dot net, whatever the fuck that is, has a photo gallery of the world's worst jobs. Decent list, but they left off working for Nuffy dot net.

Cyst Popping!

2009-08-11T12:27:00.000-07:00

I haven't even watched this video. Why would I? Anything titled "World's Largest Cyst Popped" obviously belongs on this blog.

World's Largest Cyst Popped - Watch more Funny Videos

(okay just watched it, it has quite the glorious ending)

dr. lyte

2009-08-11T11:22:00.001-07:00

bitch, if you don't think this megaman rap video is the shit, then you can't be my imaginary girlfriend.

(via facepunch enabler)

oh man oh man oh man

2009-08-11T11:00:00.000-07:00

i'm so excited about this story i might faint if i don't run around the block a couple times. man with infantilism fetish tricks woman into changing his diapers and feeding him for months! and they can't charge him with a crime!

i would love to be in the supermarket when they bump into each other. "hello, janet. this must be your husband..."

jeez louise. this is the greatest day of my life.

bouquets

2009-08-11T10:38:00.000-07:00

from 11 points dot com comes this list of the sexiest products available at the 99-cent store, the first of which is feminine deodorant spray. the vagina is like the cleanest part of the human body. the things clean themselves. prince hakeem doesn't even clean himself! so if your vagina is in such a state of chemical disarray that you need a spray to cover up the stench it's exhaling, GET IT CHECKED OUT, instead of trying to trick my ass into eating your rancid snatch because i'm horny enough to believe that healthy vag smells like pot-pourri.

2009-08-11T10:17:00.000-07:00

browsing poon chez Apple. i love this guy. though i'd hate to end up with a back like that. better cut the autofellatio back to twice a week.

2009-08-10T18:53:00.000-07:00

this series of videos is rad, the first one is embedded below.

P.S. just a theory but..... bobby mcferrin: cunnilingus :: this guy : analingus

World Science Festival 2009: Notes & Neuron, Part 1 of 5 from World Science Festival on Vimeo.

kepler!

2009-08-10T18:22:00.000-07:00

i love kepler. but i bet the bad astronomer loves it more, so i'm going to let him tell you all about it! in short, it's a satellite that searches for exoplanets. fucking rad. and it works! or i should say, she works, because i bet that's what people say about shit like that. sometimes at work when i'm duping a million fucking scripts and the piece of shit xerox biz keeps jamming i'll pull a "looks like the old girl is acting up again".

no one likes me at work.

peas and carrots

2009-08-10T17:50:00.000-07:00

rooftops and bands, together at last.

it is a good video though.

just found my CD case from college (CDs are like records with zeros and ones. you can still get them at best buy i think). anyway it was basically all random dancehall mixes, post-bop shit and mingus, and every tortoise, sea and cake, and trans am album. it was an exciting discovery that helped shed light on the mystery of my dry college penis.

everytime i close my eyes

2009-08-10T17:09:00.000-07:00

thanks neatorama and popular science for leading me to this piece on a hearing aid that allows the wearer to listen to mp3s through the device.

not only can i block out the stupid shit some drunk girl's saying -- i get it, i'm so hard, you think i didn't notice? -- but also i can listen to babyface without ms. "i wanna cum for you" or my roommate being the wiser.

also it's cool to see that chow yun fat is a quadruple threat.

every time i close my eyes i picture this guy singing babyface:

check out this asshole.

2009-08-10T16:31:00.001-07:00

if harvey milk had known this is where gay was headed, he would have shot himself...

shucks.

2009-08-10T15:49:00.000-07:00

so this is my new crush whitney cummings whom i keep calling wendy cummings. anyway i'm not actually sure whitney and wendy are two different names. i'm just happy her name isn't zooey or jane or some other precious shit. i don't think zooey cummings would have grown up to be this talented little comedienne whose hair i kinda wanna pull.

but my cock and i digress - i mention her here today because she fucking killed on the joan rivers roast. and if you're in the mood to blush with overwhelming affection, i recommend watching her reactions to the other comedians (and tom arnold) on the roast. fucking adorable. lubdub lubdub lubdub

hire her! put her on camera! i've seen everything on youporn already and need new material. yes, i know she's on chelsea lately, but no one's hot enough to make me sit through that piece of shit.

here's some of her goods......

happy happy joy joy

2009-08-03T21:23:00.000-07:00

i thought i dreamed this dr. seuss book, but apparently it really exists.

Yellow tops, Pandemic, WMDs, Holy Spirits

2009-07-26T22:59:00.000-07:00

I ate some mushrooms a few weekends back and had a blast (I'm talking psilocybin, I hate the kind of mushrooms you supposeda eat). Didn't see God, but definitely tapped into something. Less likely the universe than the absence of self-consciousness. Maybe I've got a home at this church? Does it count as speaking in tongues if when I smoke herb I sing gibberish versions of pop songs to myself? I'm sure if I just went to those minutemen breeding grounds and spoke Spanish they'd think the holy spirit was trying to reach out to them in latin. "Pinche huero cabron" of course signifying rank in God's Army. Okay too much free association considering I haven't smoked yet tonight. Forgiveness prease. (oh shit, I had better not forget to include, considering there's a The Wire reference in this post -- sorry to point it out -- that I dreamt last night that I was watching The Wire and Daniels was wearing a pink mumu/nightgown and a wig because he was visiting Deirdre in a hospital located in a house straight out of LA Confidential's East LA and didn't want anyone to know they were an item. really, I dreamed this.)

Church Goers Are Drunk On God - Watch more Funny Videos

Rex Regis Rectum

2009-07-25T22:56:00.000-07:00

Why is Rex Lee so adorable? If it weren't for the half of the Entourage cast who are endearing, tiny, and talented people, I wouldn't suffer through Kevin Dillon and Doug Ellin's school of how-not-to. So I guess I have them to thank for knowing what kind of writer I don't want to be. Now I suppose I have only to figure out the kind of writer I want to be. Then figure out what kind I can be.

There's a corollary here about the cast of Noorse Yackie, but I can't exactly figure out what it is.

Rex Lee's Peep Show from Rex Lee

2 Legit

2009-07-19T01:26:00.000-07:00

I guess it's time to get in the ComiCon spirit. Maybe I can reach 200 posts by Thursday....

MC Hammer Vader Busts a Move - Watch more Funny Videos

Berlin!

2009-07-13T15:45:00.000-07:00

People keep asking me why I'm learning German this year. Here's your answer, skeptic assholes...

(make it past the three minute mark. trust me.)

Want. To. Fuck.

2009-07-13T15:14:00.001-07:00

Babylon Obama

2009-07-12T13:08:00.000-07:00

hate to piss on the parade guys, but real rastas would see babylon through the disguise. then again progressive america didn't.....

Afternoon Delight

2009-07-09T14:14:00.001-07:00

If this doesn't make you smile, there is no good left in you, and you should consign yourself to a life of arching.

FUCKING RADICAL!!

2009-07-09T10:44:00.001-07:00

EVEN MORE SHIT IS RAD THAN PINCH-THE-TIP BANANA PEELING!!

RepRap from Adrian Bowyer on Vimeo.

Dropping Knowledge

2009-07-09T10:25:00.000-07:00

I've never seen a video more in the spirit of Shit is Rad. I, too, have been mispeeling bananas for years.

Are You Packed Yet?

2009-07-09T10:20:00.000-07:00

I'm moving to the Netherlands. Capoeira CDO, kickboxing, fucking, and herb. I usually don't rail against Fox News because the other "news" networks are pretty much shit, too, and it just feels like a waste of time; however, their disapproval is a ringing endorsement. Hopefully the video stays up, looks like they might pull it down.

You Don't Have the Brains or the Decency as a Human Being

2009-07-09T10:01:00.000-07:00

I'm typically not terribly interested in Baldwin's Huffington Post columns, but this one is a fantastic smackdown and a bit of a rallying cry I suppose for actors who aren't being taken seriously.

"Run along now, Actor. Chop chop."

Holy Shit, Emma Watson Is So Fucking Hot

2009-07-09T09:50:00.000-07:00

I mean I already knew she was hot. I guess I'd forgotten. And I don't like fantasy movies so I ain't seen them Harry Potter shits. So this sexy fucking appearance on Letterman caught me and my penis off guard. I've watched it like four times. Bright girl and gorgeous but also cute. I need to go ice my junk...

Thanks Huff Post. I forgive your having become a tabloid.

Disaster Porn!

2009-07-08T14:14:00.000-07:00

Love this. Hate the 2012 people. Can't wait for 2013.

Shit is Not Rad

2009-07-08T13:23:00.001-07:00

Feel like crying? Watch this video.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the United States of America!

UPDATE: I got the motherfuckers' phone number. Please call to express your feelings (I can't get through I think their phones are blowing up, but it's worth a try): (215) 947-0700

View more news videos at: http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/video.

Skatista

2009-07-08T10:50:00.000-07:00

sometimes I wish I had stuck with skateboarding past kicking the tail so it pops up into your hand.

New Rodney Mullen Footage! from Jesse Fritsch

Tyson v. Dawkins

2009-07-08T10:39:00.001-07:00

Neil Tyson with a lesson for all of us.

Vive le Roi

2009-06-25T17:59:00.000-07:00

I Want You Back, Michael

2009-06-25T15:21:00.000-07:00

Dookie Love

2009-06-24T15:13:00.000-07:00

My friend who sent me this link to Anal Kiss art said "I knew you'd dig it." Not sure how to take that.

Stuff Jewish Young Adults Like

2009-06-24T14:44:00.000-07:00

I couldn't find anything on the list related to the filthy fucking sex this jew has had with jewish girls, adonai bless them.

Also tempted to get my diatribe on about the whole writing God G-d thing but it's such a lovely day and I gotta drop a deuce anyway (jews love talking about their poo)

http://stuffjewishyoungadultslike.wordpress.com/complete-list/

sick athlete Danny MacAskill

2009-06-24T14:33:00.000-07:00

talent, creativity, technique. inspiring.

fuck this is stupid and i love it

2009-06-24T08:18:00.000-07:00

We talkin bout practice....

2009-06-23T13:01:00.000-07:00

I don't believe in oversaturation when it comes to people making cool shit and throwing it on the world wide webs.

goooooal, you taste like hamburger

2009-06-22T00:34:00.000-07:00

also noticeably absent "he shoots he scoooooores, you white, you ben affleck" clearly a d-wain bias going on here.

WoW

2009-06-21T18:35:00.000-07:00

Somebody teach this kid to masturbate.

Maybe masturbation isn't the cure...

tolya!

2009-06-20T22:33:00.000-07:00

i gave this kid some magnums when he was underage and now i can't decide if i'm relieved or disappointed in myself for encouraging his use of contraception.

ladies and gentlemen, tolya..........

putting the re in retro

2009-06-03T23:04:00.001-07:00

fuck this pisses me off. this picture was on reddit or digg or whatever with the caption "i got one of these in 1986. I felt like I was in the future." Motherfucker that shit was the future!! I get it, you have an iPhone now so imagine that much space on your belt taken up by a cassette player. Crazy. But c'mon...

It's not funny nor is it ironic that you thought that was the future. It was the fucking future. It ain't no more.

CRA-ZY! This is such classic human inability to......... whoa, just realized I don't care anymore.

Wrinkles

2009-05-30T22:22:00.001-07:00

This video is important enough to bring me out of blog hiatus. I don't really have a good excuse for why I try to keep my bidness tastefully manscaped, but I do know that it took me some time to figure out the safest, least painful way to manage the unmentionable. (fuck I crowbarred "unmentionable" in there but i've been dying to find a place for it since being reminded that there's a place in the world -- here -- where they call undies "unmentionables". Whether because of a thong or dookie stains or whatever, that shit is always mentionable......)

Anyway, wish I'd seen this video back in the day....

four on the floor

2009-05-21T15:04:00.001-07:00

sure, he's kind of a pussy when it comes to beating back the asshole tide that is the right, and yes he is spying on us while refusing to prosecute war criminals, but all said and done, there's little not to love here.

angry nick

2009-05-20T21:38:00.000-07:00

angry nick is being subdued well enough by indica nick, but i can't help asking what right we have to demand accountability for the record of the last administration when we don't demand a lick of that shit from the current one.

hehe "lick of that shit" (thank you, indica nick)

NICE MUSCLE!

2009-05-20T18:31:00.000-07:00

via our friend Osc at facepunch enabler comes a video i expect will have inspired me to masturbate at least fifteen times by sundown.

enough

2009-05-07T12:50:00.001-07:00

i want the cougar thing to be over. like any respectable porn addict, i've been attracted to middle aged women since the first time i laid my hairy palms on the back pages of Hustler where all the Asian, Hairy, and Mature 976 numbers were listed. you're late to the party, The Cougar!

want to see a cougar? this is a fucking cougar.

hiatus

2009-04-21T00:26:00.000-07:00

just wanted to let my two followers know that i'm taking a mini break from Shit Is Rad to get some tv writing samples in order this month. I'm not saying I'll never update, but it'll be rare.

This won't tide you over, but it will entertain you for its duration:

Sir Charles, Sir Krist, Sir Dave, and Sir Kurt.

fuck. yes.

2009-04-01T12:30:00.000-07:00

i want to see this. now!

Dawg Fight from rakontur on Vimeo.

amputees

2009-03-31T15:17:00.000-07:00

from my friend Oscar over at Facepunch Enabler.

Call Me Folks

2009-03-31T11:13:00.000-07:00

from my brother Charley Damski....

awww

2009-03-31T10:39:00.000-07:00

i find this totally moving.
i'm dead serious.

Human Beat Box

2009-03-31T00:04:00.001-07:00

While President Obama steals white folks tendency to appeasment and pussyism, it's comforting to see a chance to lay claim to beat boxing.

How about some Change, asshole?

2009-03-29T19:39:00.000-07:00

via students for sensible drug policy

no word a lie

2009-03-28T22:31:00.000-07:00

via Pharyngula. you know i actually appreciate the honesty here. at least we are acknowledging where the disconnect lies. creationism and ID try to use reason to validate faith, and i'm sure these assholes do too but at least not in their lovely sign.

HA and i was about to write something about being a child of divorce and irreconcilable differences but I missed PZ's beating me to the punch! follow the hyperlink on irreconcilable difference for more good stuff.

breve história...

2009-03-28T22:15:00.000-07:00

via jimmyr via this link i'm not sure how to credit

Consistency

2009-03-28T20:53:00.000-07:00

I defended Obama's Special Olympics joke. So let me be clear what offended me about his humorous dismissal of the marijuana issue in his town hall was not his suggesting that the internet is a community of stoners. It was a joke, albeit not a funny one, but okay, you're the handsome charming dude. I truly believe nothing is off limits in comedy so I don't completely agree with retired Seattle Police Chief Norm Stamper's piece from Huff Post. But I do think it's significant that the bullying of Obama by the right has been very effective in coloring his positions (or at least his responses) with language to assuage those who might fill their conservative talk shows with sound and video of him "fucking up."

I voted for Hillz in the primary. Probably wouldn't have if California voted after her team proved to be such a mess. But I remember my friend saying something to me about the Clintons to the effect of "do you really want to spar with the right for the next 4 or 8 years." In other words, Obama is a uniter, a post-partisan fucking visionary (knights of the magical light) and he will guide America into the future. Problem is some folks see an olive branch and wipe their asses with the leaves. Once the symbolic extension of it is made for posterity's sake, it's time to return to your corner and knuckle up. Clinton-style. I think Obama is absolutely a better face for those politics but I wish he would stop being such a pussy and man the fuck up.

And getting back to medical marijuana, check out this nice piece from the Atlantic (monthly) about how deeply Washington and Wall Street are intertwined ("intertwined" maspuuuuuto). you make the connection, it's saturday night and i'm sick of being upset about all this.

art

2009-03-27T22:38:00.000-07:00

this via filmdrunk. and i love love love it. speshly falcor. i dropped a falcor bomb in my spaceship pilot basically in the hopes that if it gets produced i'll have a take home falcor model to show for my hard work.

i didn't get the hunter s. reference, maybe someone can enlighten me?

Worst. Hippies. Evar.

2009-03-27T17:32:00.000-07:00

fuck this upsets me.

Crisis of Credit

2009-03-27T17:11:00.000-07:00

Jonathan Jarvis made this greaaaat video explaining the credit crisis. I highly recommend it.

The Crisis of Credit Visualized from Jonathan Jarvis on Vimeo.

dancehall.

2009-03-27T15:35:00.001-07:00

speaks for itself really.

Another Great Street Fight

2009-03-27T15:30:00.001-07:00

Okay the first fight in this video is bogus. Some roided out jackass getting his ass beat. But the second one is long with some nice combos and straight kicks and stuff. Smaller dude wins in the end because he doesn't gas out.

Great Street Fight

2009-03-27T14:54:00.001-07:00

I love this video because the big dude is clearly being the antagonist. But the little dude is an athlete (or likes to dress up like a football player) and stays pretty calm while they're exchanging and doesn't close his eyes or look down or whatever. And when he gets wrapped up in that weak fucking head lock he just picks the motherfucker up, slams him, and throws the finishing punch. Great. I love I love. I hope those kids watching learned a lesson from it.

Retard Strength

2009-03-25T19:27:00.000-07:00

I applaud this motherfucker for getting super duper (yes, super duper) excited for his workout. My friends always make fun of me for air drumming on the treadmill, and I routinely almost fall off, but if you've ever wrestled a retard, you know the strength that acting like a retard brings out. Or maybe it's just that extra chromosome worth of power.

Sword Crossed Lovers

2009-03-25T19:23:00.000-07:00

I've been in worse sword fights in rest stop bathrooms.

Potty Dance!

2009-03-25T19:19:00.000-07:00

1. I love Paul Rudd as the white blue dad.
2. If you learn to hold your potty at a young age you'll have an easier time when you grow control your orgasms and building the strength to shoot a condom off with your blast. Those things are sins anyway.

fuck fail

2009-03-23T14:40:00.001-07:00

it happens to a lot of dogs

Acting is in the eyes

2009-03-23T14:35:00.000-07:00

via my buddy Chris Roth.

Critical Thinking. And Civics.

2009-03-23T13:19:00.001-07:00

You're not allowed to call yourself a liberal, let alone a progressive, if you practice the same blind support of the President that you acted superior to for the last seven and a half years. If you utter the words "this is not the time for bi-partisanship" to me I might knock your fucking teeth out. I voted for Hillary in California. Probably wouldn't have if I'd known what a mess her team would turn out to be. But frankly I didn't think any of my choices was particularly impressive. Anyway, if you say that my criticizing Obama comes out of some bitterness over my not being on the winning team in the fucking democratic fucking primary of all things, then you're probably the type to do what you're accusing me of. What I am in fact doing is being a responsible citizen in a democracy. Not that this is one. Ugh, I feel dirty. You make me feel fucking dirty. You know who you are.

Here's what inspired this rant. I love me some Krugman.